• other people's followers: you're so pretty!
• other people's followers: date me?
• other people's followers: hello
• other people's followers: your blog is flawless!
• other people's followers: I love you!
• other people's followers: how was your day?
• other people's followers: you're awesome!
• other people's followers: dude you make me fart rainbows and bleed glitter!
• my followers:

• mom: who is oppa and why are you crying

• Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you feel better about yourself.
• Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.

SJ has totally ruined my life.

• *sees every blue objects*
• Me : SAPPHIRE BLUE OCEAN!
• *sees pumpkin*
• Me : SUNGMIN!
• *sees duck*
• Me : LEETEUK!
• *sees mochi*
• Me : HENRY!
• *sees LV*
• Me : ZHOU MI!
• *sees nemo*
• Me : DONGHAE!
• *sees anchovy*
• Me : EUNHYUK!
• *sees starcraft*
• Me : KYUHYUN!
• *sees turtle*
• Me : YESUNG!
• *sees bible*
• Me : SIWON!
• *sees giraffe*
• Me : RYEOWOOK!
• Me : Oh God why. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
• Me after accepting the fact that I'm living in the sapphire blue ocean forever : ┬──┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)